Friday, July 28, 2006

"The Anatomy of a Pygmie"


http://bibliodyssey.blogspot.com/2006/07/anatomy-of-pygmie.html

The above image has been scanned from a first edition (1699) copy of 'Orang-Outang, sive Homo Sylvestris: or, the Anatomy of a Pygmie compared with that of a Monkey, an Ape, and a Man. "Edward Tyson (1650–1708) was an English physician and member of the Royal Society. Beyond his medical duties and publications (both of which were significant and extensive) he had a deep interest in comparative anatomy, an area of scientific investigation in which he is one of the leading early protagonists. In 1680 he had already outlined this interest in 'Phocaena or the Anatomy of the Porpess' in which he not only systematically described cetacean structures but also wrote of "the importance of a comparative approach to anatomy and attempts to develop a plan for a natural history of animals." He performed dissections on many different species and published his findings in the 'Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society'.

Soy sauce made from human hair


Interfax reports that media exposure has forced the government to respond to a scandal about soy sauce that was being made from human hair: "The Chinese government has shown an unusually high level of concern as a result of a bold media exposure towards a scandal in which human hair was used to make soy sauce. The government has now ordered an immediate inspection of all domestic food seasoning plants before the end of January. China Central Television (CCTV), the state television station, first raised public worries over the quality of domestic soy sauce by uncovering a substandard workshop in central China's Hubei Province, where piles of waste human hair were found. The hairs were treated in special containers to distill amino acid, the most common substance contained in soybean sauce. Human hair is rich in protein content, just like soybean, wheat and bran, the conventional and legally accepted raw ingredients for the production of soy sauce."


Delicious.


"China Central Television (CCTV), the state television station, first raised public worries over the quality of domestic soy sauce by uncovering a substandard workshop in central China's Hubei Province, where piles of waste human hair were found. The hairs were treated in special containers to distill amino acid, the most common substance contained in soybean sauce. Human hair is rich in protein content, just like soybean, wheat and bran, the conventional and legally accepted raw ingredients for the production of soy sauce."

*this is from a 2 year old news clipping

http://www.danwei.org/internet/soy_sauce_made_from_human_hair.php

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Strange Fish Found on Beach Near Seaside


The extremely rare fish's name stems from Indian lore when it was believed that the King of the Salmon led the smaller species back to the rivers to spawn.

Photo courtesy: Seaside Aquarium and BeachConnection.net

(SEASIDE) - There was a strange find on the Oregon coast this weekend, not too far from Seaside. Keith Chandler and Tiffany Boothe, of the Seaside Aquarium, say they got a tip about a strange fish that washed up at Sunset Beach, just south of Astoria and it led to a most unusual discovery.

Boothe and Chandler went to the beach and discovered a very rare find: a fish called King-of-the-Salmon (Trachipterus Altivelis), which normally lives around 1600 feet under the sea.
“He belongs to the family of Ribbonfish,” Boothe said. “There are four other species of Ribbonfish along our coast, but the King-of-the-Salmon is the largest; growing up to and possibly exceeding six feet. This one measured almost exactly 6 feet. They can be found down as far as 1600 feet from Alaska to Baja and along the Coast of Chile.”
Chandler said this was the first time he’d ever seen this in his 27 years of marine science career. He said he did not know what conditions could’ve brought the creature up this far above its normal environment.

“The name, King-of-the-Salmon, originated from an Indian legend which describes this fish as the 'king' who leads the salmon back to the rivers to spawn,” Boothe said. “They are rarely seen, but fisherman have been known to catch them both in nets and on line (though it is not too common). The adults eat squid and juvenile rockfish.”
Another interesting note from the coast this weekend is glowing phytoplankton that has been making itself seen on the beaches at night.
Visitors in Newport have seen the phenomenon, which is visible as tiny, faint bluish sparks in wet sand or pools of water that have been standing some time. They are created when you move your foot along the sand, kick the sand or pound your foot in the sand or in those pools of water.

This sighting – unusual for the Oregon coast, but more common in warmer waters of the world – is created by dinoflagellates, a form of phytoplankton which is bioluminescent, not unlike fireflies.

Plushy monkey paintings


"We all love monkeys, especially the younger, cheekier ones who are so much fun and always full of life. Deeply sensitive and very bright, they are always alert and interested in their surroundings even when they are thoroughly engaged in conversation and chatter. Monkeys know how to be funny and provocative, how to amuse and entertain with their sparkling wit and that famous monkey magic. They are honest, imaginative, motivated individuals, and can easily sympathise with other animals so even the most shy creatures open up to them. Sometimes monkeys can be unexpectedly emotionally reserved, and they can also be surprisingly calm in situations where most other animals would panic. However, even the sharpest monkey in the tree can sometimes take things a little too literally and then because they are so honest and serious they can become irritatingly law-abiding in a most un-monkey-like way. But even the most honest and law-abiding monkey can be mischevious and manipulative when persuing a desire, and then they will delight in breaking the rules and bending the truth to gain what they want."


http://www.fred-london.com/index.php?mode=artists&id=16&PHPSESSID=f292ac75672dc0295c50b2718599244a

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Tampon Shooter


"Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle."

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/gun.html

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

'Zombies' arrested in downtown Minneapolis



MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction."
Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night.
"They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people with their "ghoulish" makeup.
One group member said the "weapons" were actually backpacks modified to carry a homemade stereos and were jailed without reason. None of the six adults and one juvenile arrested have been charged.
"Given the circumstance of them being uncooperative ... why would you have those (bags) if not to intimidate people?" said Inspector Janee Harteau. "It's not a case of (police) overreacting."
Harteau also said police were on high alert because they'd gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states.
Kate Kibby, one of those arrested, said previous zombie dance parties at the Mall of America and on light-rail trains have occurred without incident. Last fall, nearly 200 people took part in a "zombie pub crawl" in northeast Minneapolis.
Kibby said they were cooperative and followed the two officers to the station where they were questioned and eventually loaded into a van and booked into jail.
"It was clear to us that they were trying to get a rise out of us," KIbby said.
Members of the group could face lesser charges like disorderly conduct, police said.


http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S17817.html?cat=1

Pepto-bismol ice cream!



Make Pepto-bismol ice cream!


Eggs (6 yolks). Vanilla pods (2). Milk (250ml). Pepto-Bismol (1 bottle). Cream (250ml). Sugar (50g).

Simple. We start by splitting the vanilla pods and scraping out the tiny seeds. The seeds get added to the cream, sugar and eggs.

This custard is taken off the heat as soon as it’s close to boiling (the point at which the liquid can curdle), and rapidly cooled over a bowl of iced water.

pour in the medicine, stir.

pour the compound into an ice cream maker, light the blue touch paper, and retire.


"The taste? Actually, it’s quite nice. The vanilla and sugar temper the metallic bitterness of the medicine, giving the end result a flavour not too dissimilar to black cherry. And as a hangover cure? Initial studies are encouraging, with no negative side-effects experienced as yet. A mild mid-week drinking session provided the first test, and while my cross-breed concoction certainly didn’t eliminate the suffering altogether, the benefits did not go unnoticed. Obviously, if I’m to suggest to P&G that they approach Ben & Jerry’s to produce a commercial version, there will have to be proper clinical trials, with control groups and placebos and suchlike, but I’m hopeful. It’ll sit nicely on the shelves next to my paracetamol bacon roll."

http://www.blogjam.com/2006/07/20/pepto-bismol-ice-cream

"Why Have a Lesser Evil For Breakfast?"

Strange statues around the world


Frogner Park, Oslo, Norway

http://haha.nu/funny/strange-statues-around-the-world


A few years back I was doing internet images searches for miscellaneous bronze sculptures. At that time I was considering taking a casting class & I wanted to see the various aesthetic options. As things usually go when I do image searches, the strange came to me. I found a website with photographs of this really bizarre statue of a man stomping on babies. (As well as a pissed off baby crying-stomping) I’d used the angry baby sculpture as my avatar several times & a few people ask where I’d found it. I would often tell ‘em about the “mad-man” piece too, unable to turn up the old site containing the image.

I found it, here. Enjoy!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Yummy!



It was supposed to be a relatively simple evening. Sit on the couch & watch “The Hills Have Eyes”. A sort of celebration of getting the clogged bathtub unclogged. I put the DVD into the player & tried to switch the TV over. The remote switcher thingy didn’t work. It seemed to be an easily remedied situation. I went into the kitchen to dig around for new batteries. Set the remote down & noticed a syrupy reddish brown substance on my fingers. Since Maude had finished cooking her dinner & I was rooting around the kitchen I figured it was a condiment or something. So, I decided to taste it. Bad idea. Instantly, it felt like someone jammed a hot poker into the tip of my tongue. I was at the kitchen sink in the blink of an eye, flushing the burn area for around 10 mins or so. Maude called 911 & they wanted to send an ambulance. She quickly wriggled out of that one, as it was unnecessary (we live across the street from a hospital) she then called poison control. They suggested I continue to flush the area another 5 mins or so & I would be fine. If any blisters popped up, I was to head across the street. In the end, it all turned out ok. The tongue feels like I burned it with hot coffee OR I’m continuously licking a dying battery. The ooze from a leaking triple A battery makes good hot sauce!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

CITY'S BEAUTIFUL BUT HIDDEN SAND DUNES



...Unfortunately, they're beneath 300 feet of water outside the Golden Gate.


San Francisco long has been renowned for its hills, bay and bridges -- but not for expanses of sand dunes. That's liable to change.
It turns out there are more than 2 square miles of dunes right next to the city, and world-class dunes at that: Only a few sites around the globe have larger dunes of this sort.
Access, however, will remain difficult unless you're a sand dab or Dungeness crab. The dunes are just west of the Golden Gate, submerged in 100 to 350 feet of sea water.

http://tinyurl.com/oj9e3

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Rubber Johnny



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7382676545570345084&q=Chris+Cunningham

Rubber Johnny documents a 16-year-old, inbred mutant's solitary existence, locked in a pitch-black basement by his ashamed parents. They ... all are TV-addict rednecks who occasionally feed Johnny and yell at him for making noise. Johnny's only company in the basement is his little horrified Chihuahua dog. His dog's I.Q. far outstrips Johnny's, who is a completely insane, bi-polar imbecile. Capable of morphing his body, he spends his life trying to amuse himself and his dog

Dynosphere AUTO Runs on One Wheel



THE wheel is one of the oldest inventions of man and has been used for ages on all sorts of vehicles, but it has remained for an English inventor to build a complete vehicle out of one wheel.
As shown in the photo above, the “dynos-phere,” as its inventor calls it, consists of a wide-rimmed latticed wheel with a power plant inside its circumference, where the driver sits. There is also room for a companion in the seat alongside him.Inside the wheel, on either side, tracks run completely around. The motor is geared to the track so that, when the engine is started, the motor pulls the track toward it and so starts the wheel in motion. Center of gravity is low to prevent the wheel from tipping over.
The weight of the motor and driver is sufficient to keep them always parallel with the ground—if the driving apparatus were sufficiently light, the motor might conceiv-ably climb up the geared track instead of pulling it and the attached wheel around.
Dr. Purves is the inventor of the dyno-sphere, which has been tested on the beach at Weston Super Ware, England. Speeds of thirty miles an hour, with two occupying the seat, have been comfortably attained. The lattice-work in front of the driver’s eyes disappears when the wheel is in motion, flashing past so rapidly that he has a good view of the road he is traveling.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

THE HORRORS - SHEENA IS A PARASITE



Directed by Chris Cunningham, the guy who did the Aphex Twin videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZMrwZItOGE&search=the%20horrors%20sheena


Chris Cunningham's directorial work is well known in the worlds of music video, commercial, and video art. He first achieved notoriety in 1997 with the horrific and comic clip for Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin. In quick succession he created six memorable and highly individual clips, each borne of his ability to extract a song's subtleties and pour them into a visual form. Mr. Cunningham's commercial work have also shown a bit of his ability in developing an interesting and subtle vignette out of a small bit of script.

More stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60rjCC2kr44&search=CHRIS%20CUNNINGHAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB08leFMRnM&mode=related&search=CHRIS%20CUNNINGHAM

http://www.director-file.com/cunningham/

Lemmy talks Hawkwind, wrecks hotel room



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaQq_Qq7biQ&search=Hawkwind%20

Lemmy & Philthy in an old interview for French TV. at one point they jokingly hold the interviewer at knifepoint, then shred a pillow singing "happy birthday" & "Merry Christmas"...

Emperor Norton's Grave



http://tinyurl.com/pwuex


Joshua Abraham Norton (ca. 1815 – January 8, 1880), also known as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, was a celebrated citizen of San Francisco who proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico" in 1859. Some sources list his date of birth as February 14, 1819. Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented. Norton also wrote to Queen Victoria, and he was referred to as His Imperial Majesty by local citizens and in the newspaper obituaries announcing his death. Though he was generally considered insane, or at least highly eccentric, the citizens of San Francisco (and the world at large) in the mid-to-late 19th century celebrated his presence, his humor, and his deeds—among the most notorious being his "order" that the U.S. Congress be dissolved by force, and his numerous decrees calling for a bridge to be built across San Francisco Bay. The King in Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is reportedly modeled after him. He is considered a saint by the followers of Discordianism and is referenced repeatedly in the seminal work of the religion, the Principia Discordia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

http://www.zpub.com/sf/history/nort.html

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php3?tip_AttractionNo==138

Monday, July 17, 2006

T H E B I K E R O D G A L L E R Y

Friday, July 14, 2006

Fish Art





Yumi-NaBowfish.

Fishbone bow.

The spinal column stretchesby drawing a bow...


http://www.novmichi.com/naki/introduction.html

Lard Candle

Propeller Drives Homemade Flying Merry-Go-Round


A FLYING merry-go-round in their own back yard is the pride and joy of young” Christopher Elliott and his sister Maureen, of Beccles, Suffolk, England. Built by their father, the novel whirligig has a two-passenger open gondola suspended from twin booms that revolve around a central post firmly set into concrete. Driving power for the unusual homemade flying machine is furnished by a one-horsepower gasoline engine that whirls a twenty-three-inch wooden propeller incased in a protective cowling of wire and metal. Cross bracing between booms and center post adds stability.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Forestiere underground gardens




5021 West Shaw Avenue Fresno, CA 93722

Like the name implies, these gardens are underground. Working alone during his spare time and using only hand tools, Baldasare Forestiere spent some 40 years sculpting an underground complex consisting of: A Network of Underground Rooms, niches, courts, patios and passageways numbering almost 100. An Underground Garden Home consisting of kitchen, nook, living room, 2 bedrooms, library, bath, fish pond, and aquarium. Arches and Stonework patterned after the catacombs of Ancient Rome. An Auto Tunnel running the length of the gardens, almost 800 feet long! A Chapel and Chapel Garden. Baldasare adorned these areas with a unique variety of trees including Strawberry, Carob, Jujube, numerous citrus (many on one tree), Pomegranate, Mulberry, Date Palm, Avocado, Quince, and Persimmon.



http://www.platial.com/kevans/places?detail=100007&zoom&title=Forestiere%20underground%20gardens

The Albion Castle



From: http://pauldejong.com/~castle/

The Albion Castle, 881 Innes Avenue San Francisco Ca

The Albion Castle was built as a brewery in 1870. During prohibition it was closed down since they could not sell their beer. Parts of the building burned down during that time. The castle was rebuilt by a sculptor in 1939. The wall and the caves are from 1870, but most of the wood is from 1939. See more images and details at AlbionCastle.US. The building consists of a 6 story square tower attached to a small building and castle ruins which run into the terraced gardens. There are tons of great spaces to hang out in. There are also some caves and underground pools fed by fresh spring water. The caves were built/dug as part of the brewery in 1870.

http://pauldejong.com/~castle/imagesPage.cgi?castle

http://laughingsquid.com/2005/04/27/albion-castle-update/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/foolio/10585367/

http://www.platial.com/kevans/places?detail=100300&zoom&title=The%20Albion%20Castle

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

The ElectriClerk

The ElectriClerk is a fully functional 1988 Mac with a 1923 Underwood typewriter made by Andrew Leman...

"Built for a game of Cthulhu Lives! that has yet to be played, this piece was inspired by the retro-futuristic machines in the movie Brazil by Terry Gilliam. It was one of the most difficult and time-consuming pieces I've ever attempted. Despite the ridiculous amount of abuse I subjected it to, and despite the fact that all its components are now exposed to the air, the 1988 Macintosh SE which forms the heart of this piece still works just fine."

http://www.ahleman.com/Props/ElectriClerk.html

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Giant Catfish Protected From Fishing in Thailand


Fishers in northern Thailand netted this huge catfish in the Mekong River on May 1, 2005. Nearly 9 feet (2.7 meters) long, the fish tipped the scales at 646 pounds (293 kilograms).

Last month more than 60 fishers in northern Thailand promised to stop catching the critically endangered giant fish, in honor of the King of Thailand's 60th year on the throne.

Bonobos

POV Space Shuttle Launch


Ever wonder what a space shuttle launch looked like up close? Here are 2 stunning videos, two viewpoints. One looking down, one up.

http://tinyurl.com/hls5z

http://tinyurl.com/sx5f9

Monday, July 10, 2006

Rhleh




Lovecraftian CGI short film

http://ryleh.free.fr/

Friday, July 07, 2006

Cthulhu Lego!



A Lego movie based on "At the Mountains of Madness"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7704188619497058952&q=cthulhu

The Common Cult

The Common Cult; Night Sentries
by George Sterling

Up to the House of Mammon, from dawn to sister dawn, Called by remembered voices the sons of men are drawn; By noon the dust goes skyward, by night the torches flare, On veining roads that mingle-- and you and I are there. Around the House of Mammon, like ruined cities' stones, The stubborn and the haughty have left their trampled bones. They were the few in number that would not enter in, Saying, "The god is evil." Saying, "To kneel is sin." The ebony House of Mammon goes up against the sky; The north wind and the south wind before its portals die. Its towers go near to Heaven; its vaults go nearer Hell, And all are fat with favor to some who serve them well. Before the House of Mammon stand you not overlong, But enter to the worship, unnoted in the throng; There it is ill to parley, to ask the why or when, For he whose line would prosper shall be as other men. Within the House of Mammon august the twilights are, Across whose gulf the portal gleams smaller than a star. The bucklers of the mighty in rust and ruin melt, Above those deep foundations where king and pontiff knelt. Within the House of Mammon low thunder of loud pray'rs Rolls from the burdened pavement and coiled, colossal stairs-- Petition and obeisance, when each makes known his need, Begging the flamens hearken, begging the largess speed. Within the House of Mammon his priesthood stands alert, By mysteries attended, by dusk and splendors girt, Knowing, for faiths departed, his own shall still endure, And they be found his chosen, untroubled, solemn, sure. Within the House of Mammon the golden altar lifts Where dragon-lamps are shrouded as costly incense drifts-- A dust of old ideals, now fragrant from the coals, To tell of hopes long ended, to tell the death of souls. Within the House of Mammon there is no need of song, And faced by them who doubt not, no doubt endures for long; Tho twilight hold the temple, there yet each one shall see The Word of Words, the letters that spell "Necessity." Beyond the House of Mammon there is no need to go, And other fanes are shadow, whose figments melt and flow. Grown weary of the service, no scoffer long derides, For past the veils and darkness, a very god abides.... Above the House of Mammon, the hours and ages tread, Nor find the ramparts shaken, nor see the sentries fled, Till o'er the massy columns, broken like those of Tyre, The long-awaited Morning go winged with crystal fire. Night Sentries Ever as sinks the day on sea or land, Called or uncalled, you take your kindred posts. At helm and lever, wheel and switch, you stand, On the world's wastes and melancholy coasts. Strength to the patient hand! To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there by Light! Now roars the wrenching train along the dark; How many watchers guard the barren way In signal-towers, at stammering keys, to mark The word the whispering horizons say! To all that see and hark -- To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! On ruthless streets, on byways sad with sin -- Half-hated by the blinded ones you guard -- Guard well, lest crime unheeded enter in! The dark is cruel and the vigil hard, The hours of guilt begin. To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! Now storms the pulsing hull adown the sea: Gaze onward, anxious eyes, to mist or star! Where foams the heaving highway blank and free? Where wait the reef, the berg, the cape, the bar? Whatever menace be, To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! Now the surf-rumble rides the midnight wind, And grave patrols are on ocean edge. Now soars the rocket where the billows grind, Discerned too late, on sunken shoal or ledge. To all that seek and find, To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! On lonely headlands gleam the lamps that warn, Star-steady, or ablink like dragon eyes. Govern your rays, or wake the giant horn Within the fog that welds the sea and skies! Far distant runs the morn: To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! Now glow the lesser lamps in rooms of pain, Where nurse and doctor watch the joyless breath, Drawn in a sigh, and sighing lost again. Who waits without the threshold, Life or Death? Reckon you loss or gain? To all, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light! Honor to you that guard our welfare now! To you that constant in the past have stood! To all by whom the future shall avow Unconquerable fortitude and good! Upon the sleepless brow Of each, alert and faithful in the night, May there be Light!

Why Does the "Hawaiian" Episode of The Brady Bunch So Haunt Us?

Glen's essay on the Brady Bunch: No sooner does the child of the seventies hear the word "taboo" than rings in his ear a five note palindrome, tapped out on a Bontempi organ ("recorder" setting), and best approximated verbally by the phrase "diddle-iddle-oo". The music passes, often unnoted, and the young person resumes his discourse on the kinship traditions of southern Africa's !Kung society, shaking off an inexplicable chill. This phenomenon is no accident. It is my task to show how the creators of The Brady Bunch exposed their society's psychosexual norms as fragile make-shift seawalls, unfit to protect us from even the slightest of the universe's self-assertive tidal waves. The episode-proper begins when an idol is found on a Hawaiian construction site. A young laborer scoffs at a wizened crone's talk of "taboo" (diddle-iddle-oo) and "bad luck"; he tosses the artifact into the grass. It is here, where men are excavating--hollowing out an artificial womb in the great mother to erect a phallic monument to male intellect, science, and capitalism--that Bobby finds the talisman, calling it "neat". Mother nature has given birth to a tiny charm (admired by Bobby for its outward, aesthetic form), which is actually a radioactive source of blind Dionysian amorality. When Jan puts the idol in her bag, a hideous island spider follows, contaminating Jan's pristine womb and breaking the sanctity of her virginity. Jan--an everygirl archetype--becomes an unknowing carrier of uterine filth. Jan's defilement is heinous because she is the protected middle child, nestled safely between Cindy (the Magic Child) and Marsha (the Femme Fatale). Through the idol, nature has shown the idealized Jan to be a social lie, a virginal pretender made doubly laughable by her ignorance of her sin. This theme finds resonance in Jan's fellow middle child, Alice. (For analysis of Alice's sibling rivalry with her elder sister Myrtle in Seattle, see The Brady Bunch, "Monkey in the Middle"). While hula dancing, in a grotesque attempt to emulate the lithe pagan nymphs of Honolulu, Alice experiences a pain in her side: a displaced menstrual cramp in an apparently sexlesss, post-menopausal matriarch. By attempting to "go native" in a grass skirt, Alice has ventured ouside her role of Domestic Virgin Mother. Once again, cthonian narure mocks the dubious sexual masks the members of this microcosmic "bunch" ritually wear. The idol is responsible for several near-deaths. While Peter and Bobby engage in homo-erotic horseplay on their hotel bed, they are almost crushed by a gigantic wall-hanging. The artifact has brought out the latent libidos of the family's two youngest males, and consequerntly, they are almost annihilated by society's rigid law, represented by the heavy piece of iron artwork. The idol has its most chilling effect on Greg, the muscular Beautiful Boy of Golden Age Athens, who uses his long, sleek surfboard with consummate skill and strength (the epitome of classical arrete) to conquer the angry Pacific Ocean, representative of the uncharted and deadly liquid reality of female nature. But it is nature's talisman he wears, and so he must fall, knocked senseless by his own phallic instrument. That Mike must save the failed youth from drowning in the chaotic sea perverts the Telemachean search for father, which always ends in water. Greg emerges, limp and waterlogged, utterly conquered and robbed of his virility by an indifferent female opponent. One can read the disgust on Mike's face. Salvation, such as it its, is finally found in the person of a mysterious, overtly homosexual father figure (Vincent Price), who first holds the boys in his hermit womb of asocial contemplation, but eventully gives in to the architect father's "calm cool reasoning". (For analysis of Mike's failure to appease Buddy Hinton's barbarian father, and the ultimate victory of Peter's brute violence, see The Brady Bunch, "Baby-talk, Baby-talk"). Thus, civilized, Apollonian norms appear to win out, with the outcast hermit's reabsoption into society and the "sensible" reconfiguration of all the horrifying misfortunes as "good luck". In other words, the magic is clearly not destroyed, but only rechristened by a terrified intellectual patriarch seeking to regain his family's faith in an unnamed Providence and a benevolent universe. The "taboo" (diddle-iddle-oo) cannot be destroyed, but only reburied and reset in an innocuous commemorative matrix, until such time as another luckless bastard unearths it, once again unfettering its chaotic influence. This episode is our momento mori, a keepsake to remind us that our heroic efforts to "somehow form a family" are always contingent on keeping the death's-head of "taboo" (diddle-iddle-oo) underground, and therefore, they are doomed."

Art of Stephen Berkman

Significant Gesture Creation And Use by Icky Bob


Create and document a significant gesture.

Use the gesture in your everyday life.

Icky Bob’s gesture:

“Satan’s Bird”

Instructions: with one hand you flip the bird, the other make the sign of the horns. Overlay the two. Enjoy! Two great taste that taste great together!

... And scream it like Rob Halford!

I now use this gesture in lieu of "flipping the bird". Unfortunately, it doesn’t work well when driving.

The Meat Cyborg


From: surrealcoconut.com Sarah T-068's features include: * Internal computer control of all cybernetic functions with state of the art anti-hijacking and anti-virus organic software. The implants do not interfere with or control natural brain activity. * 100% genuine telepathic meat gloves for communicating with loved-ones. A must-have for any meat cyborg! * versatile body coolant system to prevent overheating and to serve as a personal lubricant * highly sensitive telepathic nipple array for detecting poetic phenomena * photosynthetic light-capture organs and external chloroplast circulatory system * bionic legs for kicking CEO's, politicians, priests, soldiers and other agents of oppression and exploitation. * whipped cream and olive array for generating Anti-Yahweh telepathic shielding * ninja meat mask for stealth operations * symbiotic genital banana slugs, for comfort and protection * generous line-in/line-out options * and a whole lot more!

http://www.surrealcoconut.com/surrealism_gallery/assembled_objects/meat_cyborg/main.htm

"A giant centipede killing and eating a mouse"


"A giant centipede, scolopendra gigantea robusta, killing and eating a mouse. This specimen was not yet full grown but as you can see, it was already an impressive size"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

"Matthew Barney: The Occidental Guest"


New sculptures and drawings that continue to explore Barney's signature themes of "resistance as a pre-requisite for development and a vehicle for creativity," drawing parallels between the biological system of situation/condition/production and the artistic manifestations of psychosexual drives.

http://barbaragladstonegallery.com/barney.asp?id=605

“La Llorona”


Ooh, the horrible ugly one, ugly one When you gonna drown some kids, La Llorona Ooh, you make the children run, my children run Skin is coming off the bone, La Llorona Never gonna stop, or give ‘em up Such a evil mind Always crying for the the younger kind La, La, La, I-ieeeee L-L-L- La Llorona Don’t get near her, ah will ya huh Close enough to look in her eyes, La Llorona Keeping a little mystery It gets to ‘em Floating down the length of the river, La Llorona Never gonna stop, or give ‘em up Such a evil mind Always crying for the the younger kind La, La, La, I-ieeeee L-L-L- La Llorona [Instrumental Interlude] When you gonna get to me, get to me It is just a matter of time, La Llorona Is it just destiny, destiny Or is it just a game in my mind, La Llorona Never gonna stop or give it up Such a evil mind Always crying for the the younger kind La, La, La, I-ieeeee La, La, La, I-ieeeee L-L-L- La Llorona L-L-L- La Llorona L-L-L- La Llorona

3 to the 3rd on KQED



http://www.kqed.org/arts/places/profile.jsp?id=7401

Varnish's show, 3 to the 3rd (April 18 trhough June 3, 2006) celebrates the gallery's third anniversary and features work by metal sculptor Eric Elliot in his Bay Area debut, along with intaglio printmaker Kevin Evans and ceramic sculptor/installation artist Elizabeth Orleans. Elliot's metal pieces, cast in stainless steel or bronze, measure about 27" high, 11" deep and 18" wide. Using the female form as his starting point, Elliot creates round and robust figures that are uniform in their grace and strong presence. Evans's intaglio prints are muted and pale with gentle washes of subtle colors creating visceral imagery recalling the likes of H.R. Giger, the otherworldly landscapes of HP Lovecraft and Blake's mysticism. Sculptor Orleans works in clay uses her creations to tell "ceramic tales." Her work appeals to the imagination and invites you to come in for a closer look to see what story can be told in the clues she puts into her sculptures. Where: 77 Natoma St. (between 1st and 2nd Sts.), San Francisco Gallery hours: Tuesday-Friday from 11am-6pm (wine bar open until 11pm), Saturday from 1pm-5pm Phone: (415) 222-6131

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!


English Lessons!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

Japanese dancing girls and salarymen uttering defensive rebuttals in English

Shades of DEVO

graveyardhaulerz.com

Tale of How by The Black Heart Gang


A CGI mini movie of amazing art and expressition.

http://www.fabricari.com/blog/2006/05/black-heart-gang-tale-of-how.php

"Tyger"


If you like Blake, you will love this.

http://guilherme.tv/tyger/

Burning Safari


Stunning and charmingly funny animation about a bunch of robotic tourist visiting a prehistoric earth & introducing themselves to the primate natives. Bits of "2001" leak in as inspiration.

http://www.gobelins.fr/galerie/animation/gen2006-1.htm

by "Gobelins" “students of the formation draughtsman of animation”

The Museum of Jurassic Technology


The Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles, California is an educational institution dedicated to the advancement of knowledge and the public appreciation of the Lower Jurassic.

http://www.mjt.org/intro/genbroch.html

Gallery of fantastic creatures


Gensou Hyouhon Hakubustukan (”Museum of Fantastic Specimens”) is an online collection of creatures “curated” by Hajime Emoto. The three-story virtual museum consists of 9 rooms chock full of water- and land-dwelling monstrosities from all corners of the globe. Each specimen has a thumbnail that displays more photos and historical and background information (entirely in Japanese). The cafeteria in the basement serves dishes prepared using some of the beasts featured in the museum. All of the creatures showcased in the museum are sculpted from paper, modeling paste and bamboo and are completely imaginary, claims Emoto — disheartening news for believers in the legendary tsuchinoko (pictured above, on the right in the middle).

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2006/07/gallery-of-fantastic-creatures/

The disgusting, completely unrecognizable animal in the basket trick





"The recipe called for a disgusting pet bundled in a blanket that would shock just about anyone who dared to have a peek to see what was 'free to a good home'. Once this little guy was slimed up with special effects gooey slobber, he was ready to make his television debut at a local pet store. The reactions of onlookers was exactly what was intended; horror and disgust in the highest order. Most people couldn't bear to even look at it for any duration."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMYvAomeo5Q