The Meat Cyborg

From: surrealcoconut.com Sarah T-068's features include: * Internal computer control of all cybernetic functions with state of the art anti-hijacking and anti-virus organic software. The implants do not interfere with or control natural brain activity. * 100% genuine telepathic meat gloves for communicating with loved-ones. A must-have for any meat cyborg! * versatile body coolant system to prevent overheating and to serve as a personal lubricant * highly sensitive telepathic nipple array for detecting poetic phenomena * photosynthetic light-capture organs and external chloroplast circulatory system * bionic legs for kicking CEO's, politicians, priests, soldiers and other agents of oppression and exploitation. * whipped cream and olive array for generating Anti-Yahweh telepathic shielding * ninja meat mask for stealth operations * symbiotic genital banana slugs, for comfort and protection * generous line-in/line-out options * and a whole lot more!

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